Doors of memory

There was an announcement to Sixth Year students on the school tannoy (does anyone still call it a tannoy?) The students were to go down to the football pitch for a group photograph on the grass bank.

Walking down with the group of students from my classroom meant passing through unfamiliar territory, the corridor passing the doors of the changing rooms. In English and Irish, metal plates on each door said which rooms were those of the boys and those of the girls.

Even at remove of forty-five years, the doors prompted feelings of fear, they an old and long-forgotten sense of apprehension was revived. I hated physical education lessons in schooldays in the 1970s.

PE was a favourite class for some people.  For the muscular and the strong and the athletic and the lithe, it was a chance to spend an hour away from the confines of the classroom. For someone who was frail and asthmatic, it was a time that could not have passed too quickly.

The PE teachers were not bad people; in fact, their understanding of the capacities and constraints of the human body probably gave them a greater sense of empathy with their pupils than was possessed by some of those who taught us more academic subjects. It was just that they could not make someone into something they were not.

Memories of the first year at Elmhurst Grammar School in Street are still haunting: football, basketball, gymnastics, athletics, cricket – it was hard to know at which I was worst. The only certainty was that my name would never appear on any of the team lists that would be posted each week on the school noticeboard.

Having the lack of an aptitude that demanded anything by way of physical strength, agility or speed meant that PE became a subject to be avoided as much as possible.

When my asthma became so severe, that I was sent to school on Dartmoor, the greatest disappointment was the amount of physical activity on the timetable. Exercises outside every morning, gymnastics on Wednesday, football or cross country running on Saturday mornings. Football, I enjoyed, but cross country running was torture.  Heatree House, High Heathercombe, Hameldown, Jay’s Grave, Heatree Cross – it was gruelling.

Relief came in the autumn of 1976.

Taking examinations a year in advance, I had gaps in my timetable. My teacher told me to adjust my timetable so as to attend the classes that were necessary. Her benign approach allowed me to attend classes that were interesting and to completely avoid particular teachers.

The year had well progressed before she realised that PE was one of the subjects I had decided was unnecessary. Her instruction that I might join the rest of the class at the gym was said with a smile.

Perhaps even the PE teacher had given up on me by that point – the painful memories evoked by changing room doors were not repeated in those final seasons of secondary education.

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Hell and being anti-social

‘Hell is other people’ wrote Jean Paul Sartre in his 1944 play No Exit. Watching a television production of the play in my teenage years, it would have been hard to disagree with such a description of the plight of the three characters, doomed to spend forever sat in a drab drawing room.

Of course, Sartre was wrong and life wasn’t the state of permanent ennui that he presented, and it certainly wasn’t hell. Other people could not be hell, other people were laughter and joy and happiness. Or they would be, in my imagination of the future.

The passage of more than four decades since watching No Exit have cultivated a cynicism about human nature, even a misanthropic streak.

It is not a question of people being evil, not even a question of them being nasty, it is about people being boring.

Sitting at Lansdowne Road watching a rugby match, there was a sense of relief in being told that there were empty seats in the next block. It did not mean sitting with anyone I knew, but it did mean not having to endure the conversation of those sitting behind me.

A pair of visitors from North America had bought tickets for the match the previous evening. They had never seen rugby before and interrogated the Irishman beside them as to how the game was played. The man explained.

The man’s receptivity gave the visitors an opening to tell him about where they were from, what their home place was like, where they were visiting, what they had done on the trip. The man was subject to a duologue that seemed without direction and without prospect of ending.

Sitting at a remove from others during the second half, I decided I was a fundamentally anti-social person.

Catching the bus home, I found a seat by myself and sat staring out the window. The people around were all engrossed in their telephones and there was a contented silence.

A young couple came and sat on either side of the aisle. The quietness was broken by the sound of the loud conversation to which they subjected the other occupants of the top deck. There was a recollection of everywhere they had been and everything they had bought. The woman even took a football shirt from a bag to discuss the shade of yellow.

The ambition to retire to somewhere deep within the French Midi where the dialect is incomprehensible grows stronger.

 

 

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Infant class lessons

Arriving in her blue Ford Anglia each morning, bespectacled and stern, our infant teacher Miss Everitt took education seriously.

There was never homework, but there was hardly need for it.  The school day for infants ran from 9.15 until 3.30.  Apart from breaks, the day was filled with active teaching, there was rarely a moment to drift, rarely a moment when concentration was not demanded.

Miss Everitt would have ‘ladders’ on the mantlepiece, league tables formed from cork board in which labels were pinned, your name could go up or down, according to how well you were doing.  Never being at the top, the ladders were never very encouraging.

A friend had cardboard football league tables with the clubs’ names being printed on labels with tabs that could be inserted into the slits in the card after each Saturday’s results.  For some reason we had a bizarre, and utterly irrational, dislike of Charlton Athletic, about whom we knew nothing, and would put them at the bottom of Division 4, regardless of the result.  There would have been a desire at times to similarly manipulate the classroom tables, but one would not dare have touched anything. Miss Everitt would know if something had been changed and would know who was responsible.  Miss Everitt always knew who was responsible, no matter what the misdemeanour.

More encouraging than the tables were charts with spots, the spots being earned by attainments, though fifty- odd years later, it is hard to remember what the attainments might have been.

Encouragement was not a quality that was in plentiful supply, doing one’s best was the default position for being in Miss Everitt’s class.  If there were the slightest suspicion that maximum effort had not been applied to the completion of a piece of work, Miss Everitt would express her disapproval in forthright terms.

There was little patience shown towards those who did not meet expectations of literacy and numeracy.  One pupil, almost a year younger, but in the same academic year, was told in no uncertain terms that the work that had been done was not comparable with that of others in the group.

It seemed unfair when watching at the time, it seems even more unfair five decades later.  To be spoken to about work, when one had tried, was bad enough; to be spoken to in front of the whole class must have been a painful experience.

Perhaps the regime was harsh, stories from those in later years suggested a mellowing with the passing of time, but there are no memories of anyone being slapped and hardly a memory of a raised voice.

Trained in the 1930s, Miss Everitt was a teacher of a former age.  The world had changed beyond recognition during her classroom years, but the lessons she taught have endured through many years since.

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Passing Kelway’s

To drive past the old Kelway’s building going into Langport, is always a moment to recall memories of two summers spent working there,

The most abiding memory of those summers will always be of the astilbes.

One Monday morning, along with a friend, I was asked by Don, the foreman, to clear a bed close to the greenhouses in which he was working.

We felt we had done a good job, for an hour later there was not so much as the smallest of weeds left in the bed.

On his return, Don turned a shade which is often described puce. In Anglo-Saxon English he asked us where his astilbes were.

We didn’t know what an astilbe looked like, so couldn’t answer his question.  A frantic search through the rubbish heap ensued, as Don, along with the two of us scrambled to find the unearthed plants before the owner came around on his morning rounds.

In later years, it was not hard to believe the story of the man who knew only one sort of tree – it was called “tree.”

Having a list of trees that runs to oak, not-oak, silver birch and Christmas, it is not hard to imagine someone having as little knowledge as I have.It must have been hard to have got through an entire education in rural England without developing even a slight awareness of the countryside around.

My ignorance is despite the best efforts of Miss Everitt, who took the primary school class for Nature every week, trying to teach not only the sorts of trees and flowers, but also their components – sepals and stamens and all that sort of stuff.

My list of recognizable flowers is longer than that of trees: daffodils, tulips, primroses, cowslips, things that might be bluebells, the red ones in the corner, and lily things that always gave me hay fever on Easter morning.

Not being any lazier than the next person when it came to studying at school, what happened that an entire component of education seemed to disappear? Historical stuff like the day of the death of Marie Antoinette and the youngest person in the Royal Navy to be awarded the Victoria Cross stuck in the brain (16th October 1793 and Jack Cornwell).  English was not bad, except for the handwriting classes. Arithmetic was manageable, even the long division. But ask what was the tree that grew in the hedge beside the school field, and there would be bewilderment.

Perhaps it was just dislike of the everyday familiar things – maybe stuff about trees and flowers had not much appeal in a rapidly changing England. Sometimes, an evening class on all the things one never learned would sound an attractive proposition.

As for the astilbes, they still look like weeds.

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Driving more slowly than Mrs Dyer

Mrs Dyer is recalled each time I drive the road.

The A361 at Pedwell is a two lane road. Were it not for the 30 mph speed limit signs, turning out onto the road, from either of the side roads that join it, would be a hazardous undertaking.

Oddly, immediately you turn off the main road to cross the moor, the speed limit ends. Legally, you could drive at 60 mph, though to do so would invite a damaged sump or broken suspension. It is a road across peat moorland with a series of dips and rises and a propensity to cave into the ditches that run alongside it. On Friday morning, I passed a trailer that must have been behind a tractor the driver of which had erred too close to the edge, for the trailer lay on its side, wedged between the banks of the ditch.

However, between the River Cary and the bends at the bottom of the hill that rises to High Ham, there is a stretch of road that is straight and relatively flat. Perhaps the soil beneath it is different from the black peat, perhaps it was built with firmer foundations. It is here that Mrs Dyer would push down hard with her right foot and the needle of the speedometer of the brown minibus would hover around 60 mph.

To attempt such a speed in my Peugeot 207, with just a few inches of clearance between the surface of the road and the front bumper would probably be to invite irreparable damage to my car, which was serviced in Langport on Thursday.

Mrs Dyer would accelerate for the fun of it, because she knew that we enjoyed the sensation of hurtling along. Mrs Dyer was always fun, always smiling, always positive, always with a kindly word for those of us she drove to and from Strode College each day.

Somerset County Council always had an eye to saving money, and in the second of the two years I attended Strode, Mrs Dyer was expected to drive us to a pickup point where we would meet a larger bus, rather than drive us herself. Frequently, on the return journey, she would drive to the college herself to save us the extra journey time. There would have been no extra mileage payment for her, but it saved us about half an hour each evening. In retrospect, I have a sneaking suspicion Mrs Dyer would have driven us for no payment, that was the sort of person she was.

An abiding memory was of her handing out Christmas cards on the last day before term ended. I have put a £5 note in one of them she announced, as she handed out the cards. I was delighted to discover the money tucked inside my own card, supposedly handed out at random. I always suspected she knew I had no money.

Are there still Mrs Dyers out there, people who make the world happy by being happy? Or have we been engulfed by a universal mood of whinging and grumpiness?

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